The BoBA dictionary defines...


Expert: Another name for a pretentious overpaid tard who is intoxicated from drinking too much power conference Kool-Aid and fapping at Florida's efforts to get their mojo back. See also: Joe Lunardi.


Seriously, though, I hope we impress on Friday and make a good game out of it, cause it seems we have some unbelievers among the heathens who pollute ESPN.