Looking back on 2008: Some smack attacks on the Bedlam

As I look back on 2008 (we got about 30 days to go before this year is put to bed), I take a look back at some of the more interesting things that have happened. While I have had some encounters with people in my town who would be best to be shot, or are at risk to be shot (and some have), this part will discuss some of the colorful quotes from my detractors. You know, I feel that in America, everyone can agree to disagree, but I find it interesting to see the degree in which they disagree. If they posted this in North Korea or Singapore they would be hung or shot, depending on your fancy.

So, here we go. Note: the names have been kept anonymous.


"Super Fan, you are such a fickle sell out. Turn in your Go Beach gear, Sr. Salazar. You've done nothing but chastise the coach and holler 'bridesmaids' since you were a student. Get a life and root for the DeVry sports teams, chummmmmmmmp!."

"I agree with [user name] J.R. has been nothing but a vile replicant of what a true Beach fan should be. It's too bad his wall is covered with the free regalia from the university that carried his sorry ass. Take a knee, J.R. We don't need your sissy crapola."

"Super Fan was a leach on Long Beach State sports. This 'tard did nothing but grab free admission and slam our teams when he was part of the sidelines crew. When he tossed his cookies on the volleyball floor, he should have been permanently expelled from all venues. This vermin is not a true alumnus, he's a pretender with a big fricking mouth. "Ladies" this and "Bridesmaids" that was his mantra. Go hang with the UCSB crew you little sell out weasel. Paint USC on your chest and know that you will never be one of us."

"That's the whole point, Salazar, it is very characteristic of you. We've all seen it. Coach Mauricio has done one hell of a job, not only in recruiting this team, but in developing them into the mature competitors they are. Coaches can't get out there and play on the field with the team. Your constant deriding has been vile. Much like the apology you made for your temper tantrum in the 'Mid, you once again put both feet in your mouth. Do us all a favor and keep your immature, childish, petty criticisms to yourself. The well-deserved backlash from The Beach fans was brought on by YOU!!!"

"JR you seem to know alot about Lakewood but never have anything positive to say"

"JR, I highly doubt you should be calling anyone, "young man." Your graduation year of 2002 only validates your inexperience and youth. Come back after your ten-year high school reunion."

"J.R. is a fickle fan. He only supports and praises the teams when they win. If they lose, he attacks them and the coach. There's no middle road with him saying "nice try." It's one thing to be disappointed when your team loses. It's another to call the coaches and players nasty names. I'd like to see Salazar actually play a sport so we could ridicule his performance. He deserves every blast he gets. Truly gives the rest of the university's alums a bad rap."

"Super Fan is probably the one who voted twice that the 'Niners would be eliminated in the first round. That's how petty acted over the years, and it would not surprise me."

[NOTE: They were eliminated in the first round, and YES, I admit that I picked them to leave early. But to call me out as a scapegoat is giving "correlation does not imply causation" the middle finger, thus validating the I.Q. of this bunch of runts posting these flames that you see on this post.]

"J.R. you earned the trash talk for all of the trash talk you've dumped on our teams, coaches, fans and alums during the last few years."

"too late.. your BS has already tarnished your rep...
you should check what your say before you say it... "

"Given that statement hichibach you can add hypocritical liar to your resume. You say you will NOT want to read my posts but yet you do--and reply to them on top of that! LOL--youre way too easy."

"LOL hachibutt--You read yet another post and replied to it as well. Another fine example of talking out of both sides of your mouth---As I said, you cant win for screwing yourself...lol...BTW--ooooh man, that troll thing is piercing--NOT--LMFAO"

"If my posts are getting old to you Hachibutt may I suggest NOT reading them? "

"LMAO...all I can say hachibutt is whaaa! Gawd you idiots that think blocking someone is supposed to make them mad or upset them. How weak minded can one be? Keep trying though-I enjoy the humor in this."

"LOL..well then hachibutt you must be the one who is "peeved" as you are the one who sent me the message telling me I was blocked (which by your definition makes you the one doing the blocking). My God where do idiots like you come from? You just fell into your own hypocritical trap-Throw another example of your brilliance out there, youre making me laugh and I love humor."

"Hachibutt you blocked me because you are weak minded and it was a feeble attempt to get rid of me. Your replies to my posts show that you cant so that pretty much proves you cant win for losing. You are a victim of your own stupidity. Btw, self imposed mud slinging would mean Im slinging mud at myself which I am not. Gawd you fell into another of your hypocritical bumbling attempts at a put down. Pretty much makes you 0 for 3 now. Try again you pathetic creature, youre entertaining at least."

"Yeah Hachibutt, youve been down this path before and most likely lost there as well. In your pathetic attempt to block me so that I cant reply to your lame posts your ignorance led you to false hope as it doesnt stop me from posting here. What a pathetic creature you have become as you are oblivious to the fact you keep screwing yourself through your own stupidity. You are now zero for four ya noob, try again."

"Boo fucking hoo- Hakibutt blocked me. LOL--A shame thats all the power you will ever know ya loser."

[Note that these last seven posts were by the same one. I had to go ahead and turn the attention away from this guy to the person who I agreed with regarding Obama as America's next Messiah (so to speak).]

"Are you allowed to post other people's pictures as "Desktop Backgrounds" and take credit for it? Where I come from, that's "ART THEFT"."

[I responded by posting that credit is given where applicable. Pretentious smart-aleck.]

"Is it true that democrats eat babies? Don't vote democrat. They'll outlaw anime!"

[Wishful thinking, GOPrick, but the jackasses blessed with common sense prevailed this year.]

"All the images in your gallery are considered art theft. Please remove them."

[Excuse me? I've got over 500 works on my gallery that are my creation, and you call it art theft? Go blast yourself, you fool.]


And that's a little bit of some of the backlash I've had from some users. I've even had a threat from one other person to ban me from his forum for sticking to my convictions. It goes to show you that there are people out there who won't like you, and that's where the adage "Out of sight, out of mind," counters. People out there can try to kick my ass when it comes to it, but the best these guys would be best advised to do is kiss it.

Seriously.